When the waiter tries to take your plate before you’re done:
When you show up to a dinner party:
When the person you like says they are single:
When your excellent memory catches someone in a lie:
When you get a runny nose:
When waiters ask you if Pepsi is okay:
Talking to someone who has an accent and accidentally replying in their accent:
Hearing a noise when you’re home alone:
When people won’t stop talking during a movie:
Putting on clothes that just came out of the dryer:
When you finish your meal and you’re still hungry:
Accidentally stuttering while making a snarky comeback:
Trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who won’t text you back:
Going shoe shopping with your girlfriend:
Randomly thinking of something funny that happened earlier in the day while trying to fall asleep: