“The employees of this bookstore are full of controversy.”
“I took school dances a little too seriously.”
“When the store has exactly what you need”
“My fortune just laughed at me.”
“Apparently, you miss 100% of the shots you do take too.”
“When you want to be on par with the iron horses”
“Always give 100% at work.”
“Yes, you need to match your ad.”
“Careful movers”
“In 1987, I got a mullet haircut to look more like Patrick Swayze.”
“Every time my wife sees this photo, she bursts out laughing. I thought I looked cool.”
“The manufacturers of these socks know everything without you.”
“This is what it means not to follow your own advice.”