You’ll be stuck telling this story for the rest of your life.
With a flash mob.
When you’re not looking your best.
As part of a fake arrest.
In skywriting.
On Valentine’s Day.
On any holiday, basically.
At your workplace.
On your birthday.
At a sporting event.
In front of your partner’s family.
By finding a ring hidden in your food.
At Disneyland.
At a restaurant.
Immediately after a positive pregnancy test.
When you’re proposing.
On stage at a concert.
On social media.
On a whim.
After a night of drinking.
Somewhere dangerous.