Do not assume even ultra-professional, super-gorgeous cats will do what they’re supposed to.
Shorthairs may be prone to jealousy when luscious Persians are present.
Buffer cats don’t always work.
The most docile cats might get tired of you and try to escape.
Even cats are sometimes uninterested in squirmy beings.
And lastly, if you’re going to serve a cat a milktini, watch out for backspray.