Very Funny Celebrity Puns

Keanu Reeves
Poor sad Keanu is always getting picked on . . .

Sylvester Stallone

Don’t be alarmed, the second picture is photoshopped; the universe might implode if there was that much testosterone in one picture.

Jay Z

Jay Z needs to keep his baggy pants and puffy coat on, he’s got a pretty awkward man-body thing going on there.

Willem Dafoe

Is it a coincidence that Willem Dafoe always seems to play antagonistic characters and villains? I dunno . . .

Christopher Walken

Remember the Fatboy Slim video where Christopher Walken danced, AKA the best music video of all time?

Ron Swanson

Who wears the mustache better? We’re thinking the swan.

James Spader

Speaking of James Spader, how is it that he’s making a comeback now that his face looks like that of a middle-aged man who ate the young James Spader?

J.D. Salinger

Not a lot of people know about J.D. Salinger’s secret EDM persona.

Rainn Wilson

Seeing Dwight from the Office smiling in the sunshine seems terribly unnatural . . . He should probably just live indoors.

Neil Patrick Harris

Doogie Houser M.D. was always a stand-up guy in our minds.

Tom Cruise

Where’s Tom Scientologizing!?

Jeff Bridges

Okay, this one is kind of lame, but it was too obvious not to, right?

Ray

Too bad Ray Charles had a visual impairment that would prevent him from enjoying this funny gag.