The Ultimate Unsolved Mystery Of Women’s Bodies

Nature’s ultimate mystery isn’t the Bermuda Triangle or the singing sand dunes, it’s the female body. I’ve done as much experimenting and researching as the fairer sex would allow me and I am still pleasantly puzzled from time to time. These people, however, definitely need a refresher course on the female anatomy.

“I tried to schedule a c section because my [vagina] is really tight and I know a baby ain’t [SIC] gonna fit through there. The doctor wouldn’t let me.” The baby did indeed fit with no assistance (meaning no vaccuum or forceps, a doctor was totally there haha).”

“I just taught my sister-in-law (26) and my husband (31) that women do not, in fact, pee from the clitoris.”

“I don’t think there is enough space for a baby in there. I’ve had 2 kids and they both liked 2 move around and that wouldn’t have been possible in such a Tiny belly. Everyone carries different but working out like that and leaving your baby with little space is not okay. A baby needs 2 tumble en move around. Don’t be selfish and workout hardcore 2 keep super thin.”

“That you can “hold” your period blood the same way you can hold your pee. I had an incredibly stupid boyfriend once that wouldn’t stop at a gas station on our way someplace because he thought I could just hold it till we got there.

ETA: that women only use one pad/tampon per period. That pads/tampons/etc. aren’t necessary hygiene items.”

“Chris, I know I am male but I have always had somehow an internal sensing that women’s period is blood that is not up to standard and the body must get rid of it. As well as many females think something is wrong with them when they don’t have a period something tells me if your detoxing well through exercise and clean diet that if the body has clean blood and there is nothing to recycle out you just won’t have a period. Just like a lot of women of little bodyfat. I think a female loses their period because the body is that clean and detoxed. I see it as a good thing if this is the case. If this is the case then most females just are not optimal detoxed and the body has to force it through a period to keep the system clean. What are your thoughts is this possible? With Love JC.”

“sorry but in childbirth you clitoris will need to grow up to 10cm to actually give birth… that’s why they say you need to be 10cm dialated [SIC] to start pushing… im not even 18 yet and i got that one right :(“

“My friend told me that if I douched with sprite after having sex, I couldn’t get pregnant.” – 16 year old in labor

‘5 foot tall 120 lb girl who looks so pregnant it’s like she swallowed a beach ball, hasn’t had her period in 9+ months, is sexually active, shows up to ER with abdominal pains (contractions!): “I didn’t know I was pregnant.”’

“Hello, could you post. Im really worried. I want to have another baby but had my placenta taken out when my son was born, does this mean I can’t have any more children or do I need a placenta transplant? Thankyou.”

And I’ll just let this next guy speak for himself…