Trying To Fall Asleep At Night

So tired…should head to bed

Flipping the pillow over to the cold side never does the trick.

2. The second you get into bed

3. But you need to be up early…. Must go to sleep

4. Why is your bed so uncomfortable?

5. You should check Facebook

6. Then you realize how late it’s gotten. You should really get some sleep.

7. But your head is so full of thinking

8. Aaaaaand suddenly you remember every scary movie you’ve ever seen ever

9. Ugh. Why is it so hot in here?

10. You’re definitely getting hungry…

11. “If I fall asleep now I’ll get 5 hours sleep…If I fall asleep now I’ll get 4 hours sleep…”

12. Maybe if you wrap yourself up tightly in these blankets, that works for babies you know

13. NOTHING WORKS YOU’RE INCURABLE

14. You wish there was a trigger mechanism for sleep

15. Did you leave the oven on?

16. Okay back to bed, totally able to fall asleep now

17. Think of every embarrassing thing you’ve ever done and get super uncomfortable thinking about how awkward you are

18. Why can’t you just turn off your brain?

19. You will never sleep again