These Are The Facts Women Don’t Want Men To Know

Men’s brains are 10% larger and 11% heavier than women’s brains.

Men just do some things better than women, but the women don’t want the men to know that.

Men have a higher pain tolerance than women (Except when women are giving birth during which they get a bunch of endorphins and rushes of other pleasant chemicals to help them).

Men have lower rates of anxiety and depression than in women.

Women spend an average of 2 years of their lives time looking at themselves in the mirror; men spend 6 months.

Males in Western societies are much more likely to die from suicide despite females having more suicide attempts (Men are better at finishing things than women).

Women spend over 4 years (in total) of their lives menstruating.

The “extreme male brain” theory holds that autism is an extreme form of maleness because of its complete favoring of systemizing over empathizing. Conversely, the theory holds that psychoses are extreme forms of femaleness because of the complete favoring of emotional over systemizing input. Both disorders are bad, but only one of them gave us the theory of relativity, BitTorrent, and the complete works of Mozart.

Men handle their liquor better: Men’s bodies are 62% water while women’s body’s are 52% water; this means the alcohol men drink gets watered down 10% more by their bodies. Also, men have more of the liver enzyme that breaks down alcohol, which more quickly sobers them up.

70% of men shower daily. 57% of women shower daily (eww).

Women carry twice the number of bacteria species on their hands than men do (eww!).

Women love to talk: Women speak about 7,000 words a day; Men speak about 2,000.