Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
Shower thoughts are those random, unexpected realizations that hit us when we least expect it, often blending humor with deep insight.
“Our knowledge about serial killers is only from those that were caught, which means we don’t know how the professional serial killers are like.”
“The “best movies of all time” discussions are usually dominated by older movies (pre-2000), while the “best TV shows of all time” discussions are dominated by relatively modern shows.”
“The person who first discovered that Wine gets better with age probably just forgot it in a basement somewhere and really lucked out at a party.”
“If you put a burger patty with slices of cheese, tomato, onions, and lettuce on a tortilla it’s kinda weird. But if you chop all of it up, it’s a taco”
“A time capsule would be a good place to hide something from a crime scene.“
“Retired intelligence officers could be leaking all manner of classified information to disbelieving nursing home staff.”
“If everyone in the Flintstones essentially used treadmills as cars why was Fred still so fat?”
“Roads allow us to travel scenic routes and see things most of our ancestors never saw. But they did have a 360-degree, peaceful view of local and pure landscape every single day, without pavement stretching for miles ahead”
“People who believe fake stuff is real are often the same ones who believe real stuff is fake.”
“If a friend is wearing a wingsuit and the wind is really strong, you could probably tie a rope around their waist and fly said friend like a kite. “
“Your first words weren’t nearly as important as your last will be.”
“Due to the adoption of working from home in recent years, office romances and flings are much less likely.”
“Amusement parks are one of the few places where kids screaming is a good thing.”
“Gone are the days when you could hand someone $5 to get themselves a meal.”
“You are more likely to look at something that resembles a human face than to hear something that resembles a human voice. “
“You’re the most predictable person you know.”
“One benefit of being bald is that it makes virtual backgrounds look more realistic.”
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