Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
The Drunk Knight is the hero drunks deserves, but not the one they needs right now. So we’ll get him drunk. Because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A drunk knight
I found this guy passed out drunk with his car running outside of a bar at 3:00 am. The bars close at midnight where I am, so I tried to wake him up, but he just kept mumbling and continued to sleep. I decided to hide his keys in the backseat, just in case a cop came, and left him a note and some water. I realized once I was sober that a cop would probably just read the note and arrest him anyway, but at least I tried.
