Terrible Valentines For People Who Are Dead Inside

For your main squeeze:

Please don’t ever give these to anyone.

For your budding romance:

For your forever love:

For your inquiring partner:

For your new love interest:

For almost anyone:

For your Tinder date:

For your future spouse:

For your snuggle bunny:

For your hot date:

For your potential bae:

For the hottie you just met:

For your significant other:

For your booty call:

For your longtime sweetheart:

For your fervent admirer:

For everyone: