Let me start with this — big boobies are a gift too pure for this world. They’re just spectacular. But before you assume having big boobs is a perfect blessing, walk a mile in a large-breasted woman’s bra and attempt …
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Comedians Exercising Their Funny Bones
Servers share their worst experiences waiting tables
Dad’s clever notes will make you think twice about parenthood
As much as I want to believe it, parenthood isn’t everything it’s cracked up to be. I just adopted a rescue pup and he can be quite the handful, toys all over the place, messy eater, the usual. Clearly, I’m …
Read More »Uninspirational quotes for people who hate inspirational quotes
Instagram account Uninspirational is just as fed up with reading “Live the life you love, love the life” and “Be the change you wish to see in the world” as I am, skewering empty inspiration on a regular basis with …
Read More »Terribly awkward interactions people have actually had with delivery guys
While it’s true that being a delivery driver isn’t always ideal, we can’t act like it’s perfect on the receiving end, either. Turns out, a lot of people have had some incredibly weird and awkward encounters with their delivery drivers.
Read More »These rejected candy heart sayings nailed it
Comedians exercising their funny bones
24 grandmas who belong in the badass hall of fame
This grandma just went skydiving for the first time. Just grandma and her girlfriends partying with Snoop Dogg. Never a better time for your first tattoo.
Read More »Short people problems? I raise you tall people problems
highlighting a few of the perils short people face on any given day, and I must say-they seem highly irritating. But what about your taller counterparts? There are just as many inconveniences tall people have to deal with from day-to-day. …
Read More »Jokes about getting old that are too true
Hilarious ‘House Hunters’ tweets anyone can relate to
The truth, and nothing but the truth
People share the worst turnoffs that will drive even the most stable person up a wall
“Littering. I knew a girl who was fairly attractive in all aspects until we were headed somewhere and she just throws trash out the window. Never understood not being able to hold onto your trash until you find somewhere.” “Cute” …
Read More »There are only 2 kinds of people in this world
Comedians exercising their funny bones
Tweets about adulthood that’ll make you wish you were young again
Tweets that sum up the perils of the Service Industry
Comedians exercising their funny bones
Shower thoughts to make your head rattle
Parents Tweeting about their kids is a potent form of birth control
A few helpful reminders when parking at the airport this 4th
Out of sight, out of mind. All tires leak over time, especially at hot temperatures. Fill them up so you don’t come back to a flat tire. Covered parking or not, there will be dust and dirt that settles on …
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Expectations vs Reality: Travel edition
Traveling to popular areas can be very different than the brochure.
Read More »Wedding season is around the corner, prepare your best man speech
As you’re probably already noticing, wedding season is coming in hot. If you’re lucky enough to get the best man nod, here’s some helpful tips for the big day. Remember, wait until you give the toast to get hammered, you …
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Trick the fam into thinking you have your sh*t together this holiday
Say something like, “I think I’ve got some cab sav in the cupboard” this way it will look like you didn’t just get back from Walgreens for the cheapest bottle of wine, minutes before your fam walks in. The more …
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