Tag Archives: DOUCHEBAGS

Dark Helmet from ‘Spaceballs’ said it best when he declared, “I knew it. I’m surrounded by assholes.”

Thinking of breaking up with your significant other soon? My recommendation would be to get creative with it, eases the pain. Food helps dramatically.

Whoever did this deserves a special place in hell.

A few days ago Imgur user raginseagoat ordered a pizza from Papa Johns. He was in the bathroom when the delivery came so his friend who is a girl answered the door. A couple minutes later he received these text …

We get it, you’re in love. Now please keep the PDA to yourself before we poor innocent bystanders vomit uncontrollably.

One unlucky guy happened to end up on a girl’s ‘best friends list’ on SnapChat. As fate would have it, her ex-boyfriend noticed and didn’t really care for the two exchanging snaps, so he did what every disturbingly psycho ex-boyfriend …