This racy request:
Except not really.
This X-rated picture:
This stunning display of honesty:
This piece of 21st-century romance:
This trip down memory lane:
This midnight message from the Mike of your dreams:
This transcontinental flirtation:
This steamy collaboration:
This old lady playing hard to get:
This sacred promise:
This beautiful bit of poetry:
This monstrous metaphor:
The “One Second” trick:
This fruity rendezvous:
This touching sentiment:
Anything and everything remotely related to the green god Shrek:
This kinky bit of trivia:
This heartfelt statement of love:
This naughty conversation:
This display of patriotism:
This arousing image:
This intimate conversation:
This hot exchange:
This careless whisper:
And this affectionate, tear-jerking conversation: