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Skin-tight getups are a mainstay of pop fashion, from Britney and Beyoncé to Lady Gaga and…uh, Marilyn Manson.
Britney Spears
Britney’s iconic red vinyl catsuit from the “Oops!…I Did It Again” is one of those articles of clothing that will be forever famous in pop music, like Michael Jackson’s white glove or Madonna’s pointy-ass bra.
Beyoncé
Here’s Beyoncé performing on The Today Show in 2008 in a simple black catsuit. Divine, as always.
Lady Miss Kier of Deee-Lite
Fashion avatar Lady Miss Kier sports this incredible bit of Seventies-inspired, diamond-and-flower spandex perfection in the video for Deee-Lite’s breakthrough hit “Groove Is In The Heart.” But wait – could this actually be the pinnacle of all catsuits?
Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Lopez wore this VERY SUBTLE bejeweled nude catsuit in the video for “On the Floor,” her 2011 single with Pitbull. So best.
Aaliyah
Oh my god, Aaliyah. You’re already so beautiful and perfect, and then you have to go and put on a white catsuit in your “More Than a Woman” video? This is what the inside of my heart looks like.
Kelis
Kelis LOVES wearing catsuits – they’re some of her most favored stage attire. Out of all of them, I think this look is the coolest: How can you beat reptilian glitter realness accessorized with bird wing headpieces? Pretty next-level.
Beth Ditto of The Gossip
Oh, Beth Ditto, how do I love thee (and thy catsuits)? The frontwoman for The Gossip has performed in countless of these miraculous garments, even telling British Elle, “I’ve worn a lot of amazing catsuits. They look crazy, but are actually really comfortable.”
Marilyn Manson
If anyone can appreciate a good catsuit, it’s Marilyn Manson, pictured here performing at the 1998 MTV Video Music Awards. He also sported one in the video for “Heart-Shaped Glasses.”
Janet Jackson
Janet Jackson wore this outstanding catsuit on American Idol in 2010. She also wore a black catsuit WITH KNEEPADS (ummmm, yes) in her video for “Feedback.”
Madonna
Madonna wore this in the video for “Human Nature,” for starters, but she’s proven in countless performances that she knows how to wear a catsuit very well.
Justin Hawkins of The Darkness
Hawkins is a big fan of catsuits, wearing them onstage near-constantly, as well as in the amazing video for “I Believe in a Thing Called Love.” Here’s hoping that male catsuits become a thing, with this zip-front leather number as style inspiration for dudes everywhere.
Lady Gaga
I’m pretty sure Lady Gaga wears catsuits the way the rest of us wear jeans, like they’re just her basic everyday look.
Kylie Minogue
Australian pop queen Kylie wore this outstanding catsuit on the British version of X Factor earlier this year.
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth, THIS SERIOUSLY IS NO JOKE!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN IT’S TRUE
YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS!!!!!!