The Drunk Knight Saves Another Life

The Drunk Knight is the hero drunks deserves, but not the one they needs right now. So we’ll get him drunk. Because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A drunk knight I found …

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Fun Facts About The Human Dick

The human dick…no not the ass hole at the bar from the last night, the thing between your legs. Here are a few fun facts about the dick that you may not know. There are two correct plural terms for …

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Mermaid Melissa loves the sea

Mermaid Melissa (Yes, that’s her legal name) has chosen the aquatic route in life and rocks a fin pretty much everyday. She works as a performer, swimming with fish and sting rays in aquariums and swimming pools. Sometimes things get …

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