“I just wanna eat mac and cheese… :(”
“Got excited (from far away) about the motel having a swimming pool…”
“Sometimes peeling hard boiled eggs is soul-wrenching.”
“How my dad uses his iPad”
“This recycling bin with one trash bag for both holes.”
“Why are the numbers the same color as the building?!
“Thought I had separated 50 eggs without breaking one yolk until I noticed one on the edge.”
“Mildly infuriating level: refund”
“I hate when the paper towel does that!”
“It doesn’t get more mild than this, but I want my 2 Smarties :(”
“Our company now has 900 of these pens.”
“Someone didn’t notice the painful irony here.”
““Noticed this atrocity on the back window of my parents’ car.””
“Wasps made a nest on my spray bottle of wasp killer.”
“Not one, not 2, not 3, but 4!”
“Someone in my office: ‘Dang, that was close. If I took that last ice cube I might’ve had to refill the tray.’”
“Wanted to have a fat avocado for breakfast, didn’t expect it to be 9 months pregnant.”
“A perfectionist’s nightmare”
“A pharmacy keeps their back pain remedy on the bottom shelf.”
“Looks like I won’t be listening to my new vinyl record. Thanks, USPS.”