Growing up sucks, especially knowing that we’re no longer able to do the things that once brought us joy. Time never stops ticking, so that means we need to cherish these moments now before they’re gone forever. Here’s a list of things that we’ve all done for the last time without even realizing it.
Ripping open a brand new CD
Playing “Oregon Trail” on a floppy disk
Taking a trip to your local Blockbuster
Eating gourmet school lunch cafeteria food
Struggling to text using T9
Drinking from the water hose
Illegally downloading a song (and probably giving your parents computer another virus)
Getting excited seeing the teacher wheel this into the classroom
Taking a picture on a digital camera
Physically renting a movie from a Redbox
Going to the Scholastic Book Fair
Blowing into a dusty Nintendo cartridge
Making beats and freestyle rapping on this specific table
Playing Minesweeper in the school computer lab
Shuffling through songs on an iPod
Printing out map directions
Playing “Super Mario 2” on NES
Spinning a cassette around a pencil
Chatting with friends on AIM
Putting new batteries in your CD player
Listening to music on headphones at FYE
Looking up movie times in the newspaper
Taking the bus home from school
Watching a kid ascend to the top of the Aggro Crag