Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
A: “Yep. That’s why we adjust or do the weird waddle thing… we’re just trying to get some airflow“
A: “Like a warm, pleasantly moist hug in the penis.“
A: “Getting ten minutes of fucking peace, Jennifer, Jesus Christ you have to come fucking find me on Reddit now?? I don’t hate your mother, but f@#k I just need a moment to my own goddamn self!“
A: “We got this cool feature where exercise does the same thing as cold weather.“
A: “During foreplay, it is great. A blowjob with some ball play is heavenly. Slow sex and ball play is alright, works best with doggy but definitely not with rough sex.“
A: “Depends if it’s hot or cold. If it’s cold they shrivel up. Hot they dangle about.“
A: “I usually use a urinal if it’s available, but not always. If the bathroom isn’t crowded, sometimes I wanna sit down and relax.“
A: “I honestly don’t know why eye contact is all the rage. Sure a glance is nice once in a while but full-on sustained eye contact seems needlessly convoluted. S@#t I just want to throw my head back and enjoy too, not stare at you with a double-chin while I’m making faces.“
A: “Imagine the paralysis from getting the wind knocked out of you. The pain of getting an electric shock radiating from the balls throughout your whole body. The throbbing pain from stubbing your toe or slamming your finger in a door. Nausea from the stomach flu. All wrapped together in a package lasting from 10 seconds to several minutes.“
A: “You can shake it, squeeze it, bash it against the wall, but in your pants the last drop will always fall.“
A: “Usually I have to pee. Then I get hungry.“
A: “Three men in the bathroom, first guy says ‘the water’s cold.’ Second guy says, ‘and deep.’ Third guy says, ‘and there is a bend in the pipe.’“
A: “Throw some peanut butter on the grass outside and try and wipe it up with toilet paper.“
A: “Straight up tell them, don’t try to give any signals, we are idiots and won’t get them.“
A: “We can absolutely tell if you are actively squeezing. It’s a super easy tell that she’s about to come if the squeezing starts and the clit gets really firm.“