’’My 2-year-old was scared to go into a room because ’bad Yoda was watching her.’ I was super weirded out. Turns out it’s just the backside of this toy.’’
’’My 6-year-old peeled his peas because he doesn’t like the skin.’’
’’All the things my son has put down the air conditioning vent in the last 6 years’’
’’Attempting to cool down ’hot’ chips’’
’’I’m impressed by her commitment to an idea.’’
’’The joys of children — she bit every single one.’’
Now you know that coffee is hot enough to melt a crayon.
’’May I present ’Butterflies,’ a painting from my nieces made entirely with their butt cheeks. Lovely.’’