These cats have been around the world, taken classes and studied hard to be as cultured as they are now.
The City Slicker
He’s from Brooklyn, Fuhgeddaboudit
The Well-Mannered Cat
Learned at a young age pasta is not finger food. It’s slurping food. Cultured.
The Scholar
He just finished his thesis. Topic: CULTURE.
The Needler
Learned how to embroider while in India.
The Chef
Sushi chef extraordinaire, also knows karate. Cultured.
The Rastafarian
What? Ohhh. Yeah. Mon.
The Dancer
Took ballroom dancing classes, can waltz with the best of them.
The Polite Cat
Uses chopsticks properly, like a cultured cat would.
The Pianist
Tickles that ivory like an old pro.
The AristoCAT
Like I said, the AristoCAT
The Musician
He’s a classical guitarist.
The Traveler
Speaks Italian. Cosa Vuoi?
The Worker
Knows the trials and tribulations of sweat shops.
The Super-Nanny
Learned everything she knows from Mary Poppins, queen of culture.
The Food Critic
Traveled around the world tasting foods with Anthony Bourdain. Culture is in his blood.
The Businessman
Expert negotiator, in three different languages. Culture is his middle name.
The Gardener
Learned how to garden while visiting Croatia.
The Athlete
Trained in Japan.
The Botanist
Knows the difference between roses and poison ivy, as taught in Spain.
El Conquistador
Speaks spanish.
The Techie
Apprenticed with Steve Jobs himself.
The Strategist
Knows books. Military books.
The Masseuse
Went to Sweden, learned how to massage.