Homeowner Tries To Shut Down Xmas Party, Is Gifted Instant Regret

After a student living off campus sent out a Facebook invite for an epic Xmas party bash, his HOA caught wind and sent a lengthy letter to shut it down. Whatever this guy did in the past, he sounds like a goddamn legend.

His response to the HOA’s call to disband was eloquent, articulate, and would make the Beastie Boys proud.

Wherever this is happening, I want in…