"Update on my jobless roommate who won’t do his dishes. My latest invention: the bad roommate box :)"

“Got some Bojangles this morning and took a bite out of my Cajun filet and it’s just straight-up raw.”

"That people would be offering me free drugs all the time… WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE?!?!"

“I make moss rings!”

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