Here are “the most important and shocking” local news headlines.

Barack Obama’s armored limousine ‘The Beast’ broke down in Israel as it was apparently refueled using petrol instead of diesel.

One family, one Ford and the US in the ’50s. Wonderful years.

Hilarious photos and captions on Jackie Chan’s Facebook page.

All these movies came out in 1993, and they are turning 20 in 2013. Feeling old?

Funny and stupid YouTube comments.

Emma Watson gets naked for James Houston’s upcoming Natural Beauty 2013 book.

Creative and smart comics.

There is a red button in Houston that makes the big bubble. That’s it. Here is the address: 515 Preston St, Houston, TX 77002

Very sexy Mary Jane Waston cosplay.

Tracy looks like a normal cute girl, but wait till you see the rest of the pictures.

They just…they just CAN’T right now.

This beautiful Afghan American actress has appeared in a number of television shows, and can currently be seen on the Syfy series, Alphas