“Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time,” goes the caption, under a pic of Elmo sitting playfully on the potty.

Wednesday Addams’ middle name is Friday.

Today, even The Little Mermaid would change her mind.

Welcome to the future! Sadly, it might not be as glamorous as we hope, but hey, at least we’ll have sex robots!

Seller: son of Joan Whitney Payson | Buyer: Alan Bond.

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