The tree is already up. The Christmas dinner plan is already made. In fact, the gifts are only waiting to be wrapped. Wow, you are an early bird. Cheers to you bro! A bit OC, but cheers to you! You probably have all the preparations lined up, but the only problem is, your Christmas is missing the most important thing. Love. Or, you know, just a simple companionship with a lady friend would be nice. And a sexy night. Ho ho ho!