Googled: “Kate Middleton topless”
Ugh, no, Google, that’s NOT what I meant by “Topless Kate Middleton.”
Googled: “Snoop Lion”
Googled: “Missionary position”
Googled: “Hot Chinese mustard”
Googled: “Olivia Wilde Boobs”
Googled: “Traumatized by goat”
Googled: “Definition of swag”
Googled: “Majestic creature”
Googled: “Noble steed”
Googled: “To the Internet!”
Googled: “Not porn”
Googled: “Nick Cage as a baby”
Googled: “Guitar solo”
Googled: “Best picture ever”
Googled: “Asshole”
Googled: “Photoshop at its best”
Googled: “Badass guitar”
Googled: “T-Dog”
Googled: “Wet fart”
Googled: “O face”
Googled: “Sea horse”