Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
“Perfect strangers asking me how I am doing.”
“Free refills my friend. Free refills.”
“Everyone wanted me to have a great day.”
“I thought the gap in bathroom stall doors were a myth. Didn’t get privacy for my five day stay. How do you ###t when someone can look you in the eye?!”
“I ate a blue slurpee ice-drink thing in a theme park and three hours later, I kid you not, I did a VIBRANTLY BLUE ###T.”
“On the first day of our US road trip we stopped for lunch at a roadside restaurant south of San Francisco. When we tried to pay the waiter told us that another customer that just had left paid for our meals and wished us a nice trip. WTF, who does that. So nice! Totally made my day and honestly the whole vacation.”
“Tax not included in the price tag. It’s… weird!”
“Honestly…WalMart!!! Went there to buy a sim card and some groceries. Also found out that I could also buy pet fish, car parts and shoes…ALL IN ONE BUILDING?!”
“Portion sizes, vehicle sizes, road sizes, house sizes.”
“You can actually go to the ATM without leaving your car. Line for the drive by is longer than in the Coffee shop itself.”
“The amount of homeless people, straight up walking past an elderly woman living on the streets to get to the 7-11.”
“Raccoons stealing our bread over night while camping. The box was closed and we put weights on it, yet these clever little trash pandas found a way in and out.”
“The ads in between tv shows felt unnecessarily long, and also repeated the same info, just worded differently.”
“Roadside billboards scattered along the interstates in the South.Billboard # 1: JESUSBillboard # 2: PORN AND BOOZE, NEXT EXITBillboard # 3: GUNS! GUNS! GUNS!”
“The number and length of ads in tv shows, it’s crazy disruptive.”
“I gotta say, hearing the extreme stereotypical accents that you only hear on comedy shows e.g. Jewish mother, unintelligible southerner etc.”
“The fact that we have never thought of a concept like Sonic (the drive-in place) blew my mind.”
“The size of everything. Still shocks me that driving from NYC to Cleveland, OH takes twice as much time as a trip across my country. Airport security is also overwhelming (and extremely boring).”
