When you look in the mirror and see there’s food in your teeth:
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When someone asks how long it’s been since you dated someone:
When you try to do sit-ups:
When someone says reality TV is better than scripted TV:
When someone says, “You’re not as funny as you think you are”:
Monday mornings:
When a program closes before you had a chance to click save:
When it takes forever for the waitress to bring you your food:
When your friend starts singing a song that really annoys you:
When someone asks, “How many Girl Scout cookies can you eat?”:
When a website says your password needs 20 characters, an uppercase letter and special character:
When someone leaves immediately after a Marvel movie:
When someone steals the item box in front of you in Mario Kart:
When you were little and your mom said it was time to go to the dentist:
When you spot a security camera at the store:
When you show someone a picture on your phone and they start swiping through your photos: