When you realize there is no milk for your cereal:
When someone tries to make fun of you on the Internet:
When you were little and your mom gave you medicine:
When you hold the door open for someone and they walk right by without saying anything:
When you’re typing on your keyboard:
But then when you’re typing on someone else’s keyboard:
When you watch the cooking channel on TV:
When you leave work on Friday:
When you try to get serious with your friend for a moment:
When you accidentally walked in on your parents getting frisky:
When you eat too much sugar:
When your sibling is suddenly nice to you:
When someone you don’t know waves at someone behind you:
When someone asks you questions in the morning:
When you have to hold you pee in public: