When College Struggle For Survival Got Too Real

There’s a difference between the college struggle and the living in the wilderness struggle. But not that big of a difference. There’s not a lot of (edible) food to go around in the cafeteria, your peers are savage and self-centered, and the group is policed by a group of brutal enforcers: the school administration. Under these impoverished conditions you’re reduced to using forks made out of straws. It’s an ignoble existence. But if you make it through the college struggle you’ll have the reward of a profitable and fulfilling career on the other side! Just kidding.