She wasn’t anywhere near his mouth
The boy with black hair looks directly at Mac’s penis
This lady left a human man for a bee
This joke was way dirtier than you remember
Those are totally meant to be boobs
This is what Pete and Pete look like now
Timon and Pumbaa watched Simba and Nala have sex. (And sang while they did.)
The Rugrats once ate something called “cum-like squirmy.”
Aladdin takes place in a post-apocalyptic future
Every famous animal you ever loved is dead
You can see two students having sex on the Marauder’s Map in Harry Potter
Wait… For real, where does she keep them?
Helga from Hey Arnold was pretty blunt about her sexual urges
The Krusty Krab was a lobster trap
Ellie from Up was barren. Then she died
The Pokémon Muk wasn’t what you think he was
There’s a topless woman on the post for The Lion King
The Disney princesses are really messed up
Megatron’s trigger was also his penis
The Lion King was full of incest
Arthur and Buster wear the other on their feet
There’s a scene in The Magic School Bus in which Arnold kills himself by removing his helmet in space
Mario 3 was all a lie
Ginger Foutley was actually horribly deformed