Weird

Found this today while cleaning out my grandparents house after they died. The entire box is ~110cm long. My grandpa his name is engraved on the metal tube. But that is it?

“Saw a glitch in the Matrix in Central London.”

“Welcome Home. $8,500,000. 6 Bd, 11 Ba. 10,500 Sf. 5.11 Acres”

"A Customer Decided To Tip Their Server Like This"

"Best. Wedding. Photo. Ever"

"My Girlfriend’s Grandpa Was An Executive At Mcdonalds A Long Time Ago. He Received This Gift For His Years Of Service. A Solid Gold Big Mac Necklace"

Goldfish have been known to participate in orgies.

At one point, if only for a second, you will be the ‘next’ person on Earth to die.

"One of my ER nurses was chasing another down the hall with a scalpel in her hand screaming at the top of her lungs “I’m going to cut you b#tch!”"

"Telemarketer. No one likes them, and if your business plan relies on it, you should just run a better business."

Great minds… Stephen Hawking died on the anniversary of Albert Einstein’s birthday.

The person who at least could've tried to hide the torn plastic...

Thomas Edison was very outspoken about his sleep schedule- or lack thereof. He felt that power naps were far superior to taking long ‘normal sleeps.’ Also, he refused to hire anybody who seasoned their soup before tasting it.

"I saw a car that instead of paint, was covered in short brown fur. Never seen anything like it since lol"

"Found in a garden. Metallic object that closes in on itself"

“Looks like my pups traded eyeballs.”