Weird

"Golden Graytime Jazzercise Spacesuit Jumpsuit Wangle Angle Window Panels A La Clipped Clop Shrubbery-Au-Go-Go"

“I got so scared when I was walking to my car.”

"The psycho who did this in my art class."

"Heavy metal device that has instructions to set on stove. Handle of the roller appears to have 1880 on it."

Everyone’s pee stinks, even if you can’t personally smell it...

“Strange liquids on my roof”

"This brass instrument sink in my step-uncle’s bathroom”

"The way my husband decided to cut this cake. Why."

“My dad looked like a pre-midlife crisis businessman... when he was 17.”

“This cat hair I found while cleaning an old keyboard”

“Who left the turkey out? Oh, okay...”

"A Friend Went For A Walk The Other Night And Saw This Woman Just Standing On A Roof"

“How my dad cuts the cake”

’’My buddy ordered this pillow for his daughter.’’

“The slime on a sharks skin is chemically identical to the natural lubricant produced by the human vagina.”

"This Kinder Egg Has Two Layers"

This gym-goer, a professional medium, said she was ‘assaulted by dark energy’ when she walked into the studio...

Last Years Trip To Australia, Love From Belgium!