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In this whirlwind of grocery store antics, let me cut to the chase: a dude wearing a homemade barcode shirt at the checkout is a sight to behold. Kudos for creativity!

“The toilet paper in my hotel room is in a different area code.”

“My steam iron wasnt working properly so I decided to run it with vinegar, thinking it might be related to calcium deposits… guess I was right!”

Paul Jory, 59 was just trying to eat a banana when a spider who was hidden in the bananas bit him. The spider was so poisonous that the bite left him in a coma for a week.