Stupid

"Shed Held Up By A Forklift While Insulating The Floor."

"Dude blocked three parking spaces which also happened to be: an emergency vehicle space, a handicap space, and a 10 min space for delivery drivers."

"This Stall Door In A Gas Station Bathroom"

“My roommate left my cast iron pan to “soak” for 3 consecutive days while I was out of town.”

"My Dad, Who Has Worked For His Employer For 22 Years, Sharing His “Thank You” For The Holidays. They Pay Him Less Than $18/Hr. Doing This Is More Insulting Than Doing Nothing At All"

The fact Florida had to tell people NOT to shoot at the hurricane.

"Halfway into the pizza, noticed there's a huge footprint inside the pizza box."

“Before bed, right after I’d cleaned up and had a shower, this overpriced chocolate powder exploded upon opening.”

"We had 5-6 people scrape/cut themselves walking past this exposed thermostat, so we finally complained... came in this morning to this solution."

“I bought new jeans.”

“A car that was in front of me today”

’’We might moan about the weather, but we sure know how to make the most of it.’’

"Because I am a dwarf I get a lot of hilarious ones, but one of my favourites was "do you need to get a smaller engine for your car?"

"A girl literally asked me to help her change. We were alone in her house. I respectfully declined for her privacy."

"Hand sharpener right next to an emergency button that immediately calls the local police department and sends the principal to our classroom. It’s been hit about 3 times this marking period"

“This is how they sliced our pizza.”

“My partner and I just bought a Lego storage box from the Lego company, and it has a crevasse where small legos get stuck.”