Life

"Teenagers are just kids. It’s something I quite literally was not capable of understanding until I wasn’t a teenager anymore. When I was a teenager I felt soooo grown up."

"Jumping down from a height greater than a few feet. As a kid I could jump off a roof and roll with it, nowadays if I land funny I fear I’ll be paralyzed for life."

“My monthly grocery bill has dropped by about $100 since I started only buying groceries one day per week. I buy my groceries on Mondays and only the things that I need for the meals that I’ve planned.”

"Has anyone tried to learn to do a handstand as an adult? How is that SO DIFFICULT"

“My friend’s 14-year-old daughter declared, “I need money to get a tattoo!” as she had decided to get a tattoo on her face. While her mother was taking medicine and trying to calm herself down, my friend (her dad) and his daughter were discussing the details. They made a decision to visit …

“My husband used my favorite knife as a garden tool.”

"Julie is very big into fad diets (Atkins, keto, South Beach) and every year she sends me a list of foods that she cannot eat and a list of things that she can."

Connecticut – Mashed Potatoes, Virginia – Mac and Cheese, Montana – Mashed Potatoes...

"I saw my doppelgänger while driving in a parking lot. We passed each other going super-slow, and made eye contact. We both started laughing, and then continued on. My wife was sitting in the passenger seat, and saw him as well. It was super weird, and really fun for whatever reason. We still talk about it 10 years later. I regret not stopping and finding the guy to take a photo together."

Unfortunately, there often comes a time when you may have to live out of your car. No one ever believes that it could possibly happen to them, but it can and it does.

“I thrifted my wedding dress and have no complaints! I plan to continue the thrifting chain.”

"When Customers Leave Stuff From Other Aisles In Places They Shouldn't Be"