Life

Massage the tops of your baby’s toes when they’re teething, it helps to soothe the pain. And rubbing the middle parts of their feet will help with upset tummies.

“My dad usually isn’t one for words, so this means more to me than you guys could ever know.”

“Smash that Like button!”

"The understanding that life isn’t like porn. Sometimes you finish too early. Sometimes your back hurts, and you have to go easy. Sometimes you just want regular-ass missionary."

Some men have been questioning the application of these tips...

“The Windows XP wallpaper is now a vineyard.”

"Adding salt as a matter of course, or just because the recipe says to. Taste first, and only add if needed. If you've used stock or a stock cube in your dish you might not even need salt, they already have it."

Callie Rogers was just 16 years old, and living in foster care, when she won the Lotto jackpot, just under £1.9 million. This was back in 2003. She started spending like crazy, got herself several boob jobs, luxury clothes, tons of drugs, etc.

Formerly homeless man 70-year-old Tim Shea had his life transformed when he became the first resident of a 3D printed house in a community in Austin, Texas in September

“I couldn’t marry my best friend without first doing our super-secret best friend handshake!”

"Hair ties actually disappear faster than MIA socks. Until you find 20 in a kitchen drawer."

A bar Nevada County, CA. Mid-1940s...

"Mother-in-law calling my wife for Facetime…"

"As the flight attendant walked by prior to lift off, I purposely commented loud enough for her to hear, “Dude, stop trying to play footsie with me, I’m not interested!” He got all flustered and moved a little bit, though not a lot."

Made a beautiful bubble with some dish soap and your hand...

"If you feel things are about to take a turn for the worse, leave."

It’s tradition to use a ring that’s been inherited as a family heirloom from the parents of the groom.