Life

"Today my wife is officially under 200 lbs and I was finally able to do a chin-up for the first time in my life."

This teacher wore anatomy bodysuit to teach science class...

"If someone is wearing headphones and is clearly keeping to themselves, leave them the f@#k alone!"

“I turned 40 today. My wife surprised me with one of those online balloon delivery services. I asked her why there were 2 question marks next to ’I love you’ on the card. She replied, ’It was supposed to be hearts.’”

"That some things can never be undone. The actions you take and the words you speak will come back around sooner or later."

"If you’re struggling with your kids under 10 Yo being to slow to dress, eat or anything and you’re always late, use a sand timer to give them a visual reference of the passing time. It also helps working on basic additions."

Bonus: why body language is so important and how it can help us communicate better...

A food inspector explained how to access food safety databases. Here’s her first video, meant specifically for Australians (the second one for Americans is below)

“I’m the guy who proposed with the ring around a puppy’s collar a couple of years ago. Here we are on our anniversary.”

Car headrests can be used to break out of a vehicle in case of an emergency.

“Best friend passed away last year. Got my first tattoo to remember all the good times we had.”

If you’re ever at a party and your drink tastes unusually salty, do not continue drinking it. Rohypnol is reported to have a salty taste.

"Doesn't it always mean they are sick or have a nutritional deficiency? If they eat too much grass it can cause them to vomit yes. But the truth is they probably just enjoy it."

“My wife was up until 3 AM making my daughter an ‘ice cream’ birthday cake and cupcake cones.”

"If you are in a foreign country and need to call for help, but don't know the emergency number, call 1 1 2. It's the international emergency number and will automatically connect you to the nearest help line."

“I love young potatoes. When I need to peel one, I just use some metal mesh for frying pans.”

When speaking to someone who you know forgot your name, use your name in a sentence to put them at ease: “I said to myself, Mike, that was so stupid”.

"There isn’t always something or someone to blame."