Life

“I crocheted my granny a bear for her ninety-second birthday yesterday, and she immediately squeezed it and melted my heart.”

“Learn the power of saying the word “no”. Set those boundaries for yourself. Life-changing.”

“There is a capsule wardrobe. I made up capsule breakfasts. My breakfast hasn’t been the same in a month.”

"Slice a bunch of cherry tomatoes quickly and all at once by placing the tomatoes between two plastic container lids. Hold the top lid to keep them in place and slice away with a serrated knife."

“Posing with a road sign outside of the Guadalupe Mountains National Park” [1950s]

"Do NOT put objects in the driver’s foot space" "Yep, once had a tennis ball run under my brake pedal. The sheer panic I felt in that microsecond was a big lesson"

"A lot of people do their laces every time they put on their shoes. And others keep the laces tied at all times."

"Make your grocery shopping easier with this bag holder."

Hell, when I was little it wasn’t uncommon for a group of us under the age of 12 to just disappear into the forest/woods/desert for the entire goddamn day.

“This coin pressed into lava from the last time Vesuvius erupted in 1944”

“The sound of the alarm clock waking me up in the middle of a sweet dream.”

"Everyone I met treated me like a long lost friend"

"Hardcore hippie. Now I still love the music but don’t dress like I’m training to be a clown"

"That the hazard button in a car would blow the car up."

"I’ve had no idea this was a thing for 45 years of grocery shopping. Hang your crunchables on the back of the cart."

“When you have candles but not the ’right’ ones for your wife’s thirty-ninth birthday”

“Me, my brothers, and mom on Mother’s Day. She said she was tired of our inside jokes and laughter on her special day.”

“Birthday present for my sister”

The concept of charity is no longer new but only closer to 2020. Charities in Cyprus have become one of the main topics of discussion.

“I adopted this good boy in March, and to celebrate his first birthday, I arranged a playdate with his littermate!”

"I haven’t seen my parents for over a year, so I decided to surprise them for Christmas by dressing up as Santa and coming over. This is my mother’s face when she realized that Santa was me."