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"If the ads for it say, ‘Critics are calling it laugh-out-loud funny!’ It’s almost always garbage."

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“What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste.”

“The fall wind. I used to sit out on my deck for hours with a sweatshirt and hot cocoa and read and the smell/sound of the wind through the pines is one of my fondest memories.”

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"Fox and the Hound. Apart from the old lady abandoning a hand-reared fox in the woods and just expecting it to know how to survive, the end message of the movie is, Stick With Your Own Kind."

"Did a shot of Durian extract mixed with Cotton Candy Faygo. Both of us threw up in the bushes."

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Yep, these things are two decades old now…

When I was 15 I began working, and by the time I was 17 I had enough money to buy my first car...

"Hitting on a client or customer. In movies the employee who does that is often charming and good looking and it is reciprocated. In real life it is a fast way to get fired"

"Well, we could have had the wedding in fall 2019, but my wife wanted more time to make sure everything was perfect, so we decided to have it in April 2020."

"Sleeping in the reflection of an uncovered mirror. I think the whole point of the superstition is you just scare yourself when seeing reflection at night, but makes me uneasy."

"Who ate all the cherries in the cherry cake. I was blamed for this for YEARS after someone picked out all of the cherries and ate them during a family Christmas party. 8 years later my little sister confessed to me that it had been her."

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"She likes to collect bird beaks."

"I’m a pretty positive person in general and I love making dumb puns or jokes. Even at my expense I feel like it’ll get a chuckle."

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"Teenagers are just kids. It’s something I quite literally was not capable of understanding until I wasn’t a teenager anymore. When I was a teenager I felt soooo grown up."

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“Creep” by Radiohead (1993), “…Baby One More Time” by Britney Spears (1998), “Enter Sandman” by Metallica (1991)...

"I once asked a girl, “Where have you been all my life?” Her response was, “I don’t know, but I wish I was still there.”"

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I went home early, didn’t finish my shift, because f@#k em. But when I got home I decided to call my local OSHA inspector and report them for not having a certified operator on staff, as well as numerous other hazards.

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