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Losing a significant amount of weight. My overall health is so much better. I sleep like the dead every night, when before I suffered badly from insomnia. My blood pressure has come down to normal levels.

“Overnight cast member here. Please, PLEASE, leave your cremated loved ones at home. Stop dumping them in the Haunted Mansion. They just get vacuumed up and disposed of.”

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“Action Comics #1 mint. I don’t have it, I wish I did, I’m in search of one and think I will be for the rest of my life.”

Jeans. Cheap jeans dont bend and move with you the way a high end brand does thats made with flexible and breathable material.

Baby kicks don’t feel like butterflies . They feel like something crawled across your skin quickly; but from the inside.

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"There are 14 mountains over the height of 8000 metres. All of them are in Asia."

“Young Stalin. Like literally the most dashing handsome dude I’ve ever seen. Old Stalin is a no no though.”

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My family immigrated to America in the 1880s and settled in Nebraska. We were farmers for the first 80 years or so, but back in the 1960s my Great Grandma decided she was going sell the entire farm before she died...

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“I traded my $20,000 truck for his $15,000 truck, so I made $5,000 in profit ha sucker”

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"I was a shift supervisor at a fast-food place and years later, I still refuse to eat anything with ice cream in it. The machine we had was always covered in mold and spoiled cream while the owner’s “fix” was to scrape off a layer of mold and spray some clorox on it."

"Jumping out of your car to dance. I saw some dumb girl get arrested for doing it in my city"

"Deer and Cherry blossoms in Nara Park, Japan"

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"I have the same first name as the CFO of my former employer. The CEO was not very technically savvy, and emailed me confidential company documents more than once."

"If the ads for it say, ‘Critics are calling it laugh-out-loud funny!’ It’s almost always garbage."

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“What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste.”

“The fall wind. I used to sit out on my deck for hours with a sweatshirt and hot cocoa and read and the smell/sound of the wind through the pines is one of my fondest memories.”

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