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"Funko Pops. They’re the Beanie Babies of the ’20s."

I used to work in a convenience store, and the store manager was a real prick. Misogynistic, offensive (as in haha cancer is hilarious) offensive, creepy and a downright bully.

"Mother-in-law calling my wife for Facetime…"

“It came out when I was pretty young, so I really didn’t get it and I completely forgot about. I heard it again a couple of weeks ago and was like, ‘WTF, how did I miss this?!'”

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"As the flight attendant walked by prior to lift off, I purposely commented loud enough for her to hear, “Dude, stop trying to play footsie with me, I’m not interested!” He got all flustered and moved a little bit, though not a lot."

"Caterpillars turn completely into goo in their cocoon, and then become a butterfly."

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“A little girl in my church nursery once told me “They are here, in the walls. Don’t let them in.” She was talking about a mouse she saw in the church kitchen.”

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"People who use acronyms you’re not familiar with, then don’t explain what they mean."

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"Once had identical twin sisters who turned in identical essays. Both were directly plagiarized from a Google search and received identical zeroes."

"One of my friend’s grandfather told him that giraffes have long necks to reach over the zoo wall to eat children."

I was losing sleep, and my work was becoming effected as well. I had spoken to them directly, and they completely disregarded me, and refused to just shut the f@#k up. This went on for months, and I was riding out my lease to move somewhere else.

"Thoroughly explained to me how he studied negging and how he used it on me. Also called me 50 times one time because I wouldn’t return a text."

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"At this point Fast and Furious is really stupid"

My brother tried to claim $9k. He could only get one emergency seat on a bunch of connecting flights and with that and his flight back after the funeral etc, and other cancellations, it all added up.

Losing a significant amount of weight. My overall health is so much better. I sleep like the dead every night, when before I suffered badly from insomnia. My blood pressure has come down to normal levels.

“Overnight cast member here. Please, PLEASE, leave your cremated loved ones at home. Stop dumping them in the Haunted Mansion. They just get vacuumed up and disposed of.”

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“Action Comics #1 mint. I don’t have it, I wish I did, I’m in search of one and think I will be for the rest of my life.”

Jeans. Cheap jeans dont bend and move with you the way a high end brand does thats made with flexible and breathable material.

Baby kicks don’t feel like butterflies . They feel like something crawled across your skin quickly; but from the inside.

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