Crazy

Supposedly prostitution is the world’s oldest profession. People have been using their God-given goods to keep the lights on, or the candles lit, or the fire burning for practically forever.

“A group of EMT’s hanging out in the back of an ambulance at a recently extinguished (but still smoldering) house fire.”

Theme parks are busy, frantic, fun, and filled with secrets that only the employees would know… until now. Here are a handful of theme park secrets as told by theme park workers who don’t give a hoot, buddy.

This Pennywise balloon lamp is a real must-have for all IT fans.

Mercury has more swings than your girlfriend during ‘shark week’. Or, to be more PC about it, it has more swings than the playgrounds at your local rich-kid school. With temperatures that range from 800ºF to −290ºF, you’re not lasting very long.

Ping pong. I made the mistake of playing an old guy that hangs out at one of the bars and he fucking wrecked me.

Here’s a list of a few places they offer including castles, mansions, pubs, and prisons.

JFC Louisiana, what a lousisy damn law. You can’t surprise you friend with pizza delivery. Oh, no no no. Sure, you can have a pizza delivered to their house, but you have to ask permission first. Permission.

Hey everyone! Today we wanted to do the Bean Boozled Challenge!

What’s the best way to show everyone you’re unique, rebellious, and refuse to conform to society?