Crazy

“This bottle with wine and water that I got from my grandpa”

My fellow Americans, it's safe to say our country has MORE THAN A FEW problems. Sometimes, it's easy to forget that there are actually things we do well.

Testing video games is thought to be just “oh you just play games all day? LOLOLOLOL” but it’s actually very specific and arduous.

“At least he’s not texting.”

Blogger Hannes Coudenys took notice of all the hard-on-the-eyes Belgian houses standing proudly around his country.

Drove past this today, in a suburban neighbourhood. Just sitting there on a trailer in the street, wasn’t moving but looks like it might be able to.

You can do a lot of things with duct tape, but a prom dress has never really occurred to many of us...

“Bicycle lane in Paris. The two white bump are nearly invisible because of the paint camouflaging them.”

An English king named Ethelred, later called the Unready, took some troops to defend against a Viking invasion.

“I thought this was just a bangle at first. $5!”

I had an ex who was dirty af. one time, she had me lying down whilst she was blowing me. till the point i couldn’t stand it anymore and i got up to fuck her.

At 16, he contacted the FBI and made a deal he would testify about the abuse and in return, they would help him “escape” the cult. (Escape meaning money, a job, and other resources to make it on his own outside of the cult.)

My husband put the candles really close together...