Crazy

"Loud cars/ motorcycles. My ex was super happy that he drove stick so he could rev his engine easier. I hated driving with him when he did that. It’s not cool, it just makes you sound like an @$$hole"

A diagnosis of virtually any mental illness…and a diagnosis of many physical conditions…is disqualifying and will end your career. For that reason, people avoid doctors like the plague.

"Women can be in the jungle for days but no body hair anywhere. Men instantly grow a beard"

Omahi is a Mexican photographer who doesn’t only take those photos, but also shows the world how they are taken.

I broke a $3,000 diamond at work once. It was a wedding ring. I was tightening a little princess cut (the square one with the sharp points), and all of a sudden it turned into a broken “milky/frosted” mess, lol.

My brother had a turtle. He would take it out of its pen from time to time and let it roam the yard. I watched it chomp on some grass.

Larry Hall bought this bunker back in 2008. He then spent over $20 million to turn it into a fortified structure with shops, libraries, classes, cinemas, pools, etc.

“My granddad (at 17 years old in the photo) at the Dublin races with his mother, my great-grandmother in 1940”

Shared by a Twitter user who goes by @friends3000, this baffling horoscope written several decades back hilariously insults every single sign.

“When you breastfeed, your boobs automatically turn the milk on when the baby cries.”

Every year I was taught that teachers next year will only take work in cursive.

"These desserts are actually made of soap."

“Ocean marvels are seen from the underwater bus!” The underwater tour bus rolls on tractor treads beneath the surface of shallow waters. But the claustrophobic tourist needn’t worry about getting trapped.