Crazy

"The mom walks up to the daughter no words, rips the tag off, stomps up to the counter, and pays for the dress. The daughter goes back into the fitting room to take the dress off. She comes out with it in a big wadded ball in her hands and sets it on the counter. (Yes still piss soaked.)"

"Meet cucamelons — they look like tiny watermelons and taste like cucumbers."

“My son watching TV this morning”

For those who aren’t so keen on wearing face masks, there’s a new solution...

"Jello shots being served out of hard-boiled eggs"

My patient screamed “WEEEE!” And then proceeded to tell us that these are the best drugs ever and that it felt like the 60’s again."

Attempted to deliver a pizza back in my delivery days to a guy who thought it’d be funny to scream “GO AWAY!! I’VE GOT A GUN!!” after I rang the doorbell.

“A bowling pin-shaped egg from my chicken”.

“A friend of mine ordered an infinity gauntlet from a dodgy website that only asked for postage. Got his card cloned, had various credit accounts opened in his name, and received this in the mail weeks later.”

Little Z Nana is 15 years old. She liked playing with dolls and wanted to look like them, so her parents supported her by paying for around a hundred surgeries.

"A local bakery leaves out a bag of unsold pastries instead of throwing them away and making unnecessary waste."

Some Pepsi bottles look pretty darn different in Japan too.

On the whole, people don’t want to lug a computer with them to the beach or on a train to while away hours they would rather spend reading the sports or business section of the newspaper…

The listing looks normal at first...

"My stepmother let it slip that my aunt and uncle were swingers for a long time. They ended up quitting after a guy dropped dead on top of my aunt in a motel during a nooner."