Crazy

"This is what happens when no one keeps ornamental cabbage trimmed."

"Hidden Spy Camera In A Screw Head"

"There are ships, and then there are SHIPS"

Second wave of pandemic was met with a four-week quarantine, and despite shopping malls assuring that they have more than enough stocked, people started panic-buying once again.

"Pissed all over a weirdo in San Fran. Totally not into that but some nut job offered me 100 bucks to piss all over his torso in the middle of a park in near the city."

"As a teenager, I worked at a bowling alley. Within an hour, a new girl was fired on the spot for dropping a ball on the foot of a complaining patron."

"Swimming in the drainage canal by my house. Barb wire, horses@#t, concrete, fertilizer runoff etc."

"It was the first time I got an order for a dog’s portrait. Usually, I only paint cats but after having seen this photo, I thought, “Yep, I should accept this order!”

"When Customers Leave Stuff From Other Aisles In Places They Shouldn't Be"

"I went snorkeling in Coron, Philippines in the shallow waters just enjoying the reefs. When I went back on the boat I felt something heavy inside my shorts. I thought it was just water caught up in there, so I shook my shorts and a snake fell out. I freaked out but my sister was able to take a picture of the (venomous) coral reef snake before it went back into the water."

Criminal defence (Canada). Talked to a client in cells. Said that she was hanging out at her baby daddy’s and then, as she was leaving, the cops came and harassed her, so she resisted, and that is why she is in jail.

Contestants In The Miss Lovely Eyes Beauty Pageant In Florida Wearing Masks To Obscure The Rest Of Their Faces, 1930

Wearing gloves in kitchens is a goddamn lie. They don't offer any sort of protection, they're actually more prone to spreading germs and filth because people don't wash them between touching different kinds of food. They exist to give the illusion of safety and professionalism.

“My mom managed to open a coconut without breaking the meat of the kernel.”

“During college I was completely wasted and ended up leaving a covenience store as 2 guys walked in to rob it.”

"Can you smell what The Rock is cookin?"

Seriously. Someone would wipe the king’s @$$. And it was a respected position."

The Ferrari 512 BBI was commonly referred to as the Ferrari Boxer due to its flat-12 Boxer-style engine. The car was in pristine condition less than 15 years ago.

I leave my car running and keep the headlights and inside lights on to go deliver the pizza. Upon returning to my car, I sit down in the drivers seat and look up to see a creepy old man standing less than 3 feet from my side of the car. He was just staring. It was the equivalent of a jump-scare.