Crazy

"Didn't Know I Wanted Squid Kite"

When I was 15 I began working, and by the time I was 17 I had enough money to buy my first car...

“Floating donkey head”

“This is why you check your food before you leave the restaurant...”

"Well, we could have had the wedding in fall 2019, but my wife wanted more time to make sure everything was perfect, so we decided to have it in April 2020."

“My boss censored my cleavage at work yesterday...I should add that before this, my boss was making tape barricades on the stairs for people to get caught in.”

"Sleeping in the reflection of an uncovered mirror. I think the whole point of the superstition is you just scare yourself when seeing reflection at night, but makes me uneasy."

"Dad’s “life hack” didn’t make Mom as happy as he hoped."

"How Much Cheese Would This Waitress Have Gone Through?"

“My daughter handed me a can of olives today...”

“The dangers of parking garages”

“Saturn's moon Iapetus resembles the Death Star.”

"Okay All You "5G Risk Deniers" - This Settles It, 5G Is Dangerous"

The car was parked just outside the house, but thieves still managed to steal doors, hood, trunk, wheels, front seats, and even some candy. Paul Hampton has been woken up by his neighbor at 5 AM, who told him to take a look at his car.

"A traffic light is probably bigger than you are."

“Cosplayers Headed To Frogcon 2018”

"Dyed separate hair strands in contrasting colors. Those who weren’t ready for drastic changes used colored mascara."

Lina Survila, a global tech PR and chief editor at Abstract Stylist, explained that with so many 5G conspiracies surfing around, it’s no wonder that someone will try and use it to their advantage. “Like making money. Some believe that …

“I fell for a nice egg package — the C0 category, just perfect. I started to put them in the refrigerator and thought, “Stop, they’re too small.”