Crazy

“Me circa 1990 wearing a full-on watermelon walking shorts and button-up shirt outfit”

"I have the same first name as the CFO of my former employer. The CEO was not very technically savvy, and emailed me confidential company documents more than once."

"When they tell you "what I'm paying you stays between you and me, don't discuss pay with anyone else" usually means they are trying to pay you less than your coworkers who do the same job and don't want you to know."

“We visited Mount Rushmore.”

"I was somewhere else. I was warm and safe and in no pain. I knew everyone that I cared about was just fine. Somebody / something patted me on the back and whispered, "You haven't been here in a while. Would you like to stay or go back?"

"My mom opened a bank account for me when I was 7 promising to put a small amount there every month so once I’m 18 I’ll have a nice fund to start my life with. Turned 18 and found out she used the account to take out a s@#t ton of loans that I now have to pay back."

"The general weirdness surrounding alcohol. Us Brits went for a drink at lunchtime once and our American friends were referring us to AA"

"People that pull out in front of you, when no one is driving behind you, and then drive 20 miles an hour."

"Left: How It Should Be Right: How They Did It"

"Did a shot of Durian extract mixed with Cotton Candy Faygo. Both of us threw up in the bushes."

"The exploitation of nature, to the level that hurts everyone."

Flat-Earther Marble brought a spirit level on a plane and shared his ‘proof’ that the Earth isn’t curved in a video...

"I went to leave on time, and I was asked if I was working a half day. My manager's argument was that if I could leave on time, I clearly didn't have enough work, and I should be working late every single night."

“This is my lapdog, Moose.”

“Cheese served on a mouse trap.. no fingers were harmed.”

“Here we have a garage on top of an extended slab footing.”

"I worked at CVS and this woman was buying a 6 pack of Smart Water. She asked me if it would make her smarter and when I said no she asked to speak with a manager?"

"$2. The Lady Had Absolutely No Idea Who These People Are"

"This is Siberia, baby!"

“Being a father of 4 is so much fun!” “So I bought my daughter a gaming chair…” “Our house has 10 rooms.” “My kid during his birthday safari” “We took our kiddo to the park to feed the ducks. We …

"I Went Diving With My Metal Detector In A Private Lake And Was Able To Return Multiple Valuables To Their Owners, Including A $5000 Wedding Ring That Was Lost For Almost 5 Years"