Crazy

“Like a glove”...

I used to work in a convenience store, and the store manager was a real prick. Misogynistic, offensive (as in haha cancer is hilarious) offensive, creepy and a downright bully.

Merve Bozkurt, 25, told her mother, Gulseren, 57, that she needed extra cash help to pay the bills while studying for a medical degree at the prestigious school of learning.

Baa baa bye: In 1939, 835 sheep in Utah were killed by a single lightning strike.

“I told my boyfriend I’d be open to making a small gingerbread house with him, and this is what he brought over.”

"As the flight attendant walked by prior to lift off, I purposely commented loud enough for her to hear, “Dude, stop trying to play footsie with me, I’m not interested!” He got all flustered and moved a little bit, though not a lot."

Duda Lozano is a great tattoo artist who perfected the technique of making his art look like it was hand-stitched, rather than done with a proper tattoo gun. And it’s a really unique style!

“My stepfather used my baking molds to make...aspic!”

"Internet connection lost…"

Worldwide, there are approximately 444,000 deaths that are a direct cause of preventable medical errors each and every year.

“After months of searching for a wedding band I found this beauty at a vintage auction!”

Meet the $69,000 “literally the worst house” in Zephyrhills, Florida that won hearts with its hilarious listing description

"I have a neighbour who is an influencer... she uses her kids and behind the scenes is nothing like the happy pictures! She screams at them to smile and on one occasion, said I don’t give a fk if you don’t like the fken juice! Just pretend and smile! It’s all fake and I hate it."

"Throw my dog in the pool when I wasn't around because he thought it would be funny. He got a punch in the face and shove towards the door, nobody messes with my baby"

"Once had identical twin sisters who turned in identical essays. Both were directly plagiarized from a Google search and received identical zeroes."

I was losing sleep, and my work was becoming effected as well. I had spoken to them directly, and they completely disregarded me, and refused to just shut the f@#k up. This went on for months, and I was riding out my lease to move somewhere else.

"TIL on the set of Blade: Trinity, Jessica Biel was supposed to fire an arrow directly at the camera, so the camera was surrounded by Plexiglass except for a 2" x 2" square in front of the camera lens. Biel managed to shoot the arrow through the hole and destroy the $300,000 camera."

“My fiancée proposed by drawing a ring on my finger. We found the ring he drew in a random thrift shop 7 months later.”